Author Archives: Reggie

Miss Under Stood

Posted on January 24, 2019 by Reggie

A green complexion can make life tough. Just look at the Wicked Witch of the West. Noticing a new pimple makes me wince, so how do you think she feels waking up to a green reflection in the mirror every … Continue reading →

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Stop Being So Groovy

Posted on January 6, 2019 by Reggie

The white robe; the white, terrycloth slippers; the little bottles of shampoo: all signs that yes, you’re in a hotel room. Then there’s the sign in the bathroom asking you to please be green and reuse your towels. It’s interesting … Continue reading →

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YOU ARE (not) GROSS

Posted on December 17, 2018 by Reggie

“Everything off but your underwear. The doctor will be in soon,” she said as she handed me the paper gown. But, you didn’t tell me if the opening goes in the front or back. Ass first or second? Shit, I … Continue reading →

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Stop Talking

Posted on October 31, 2018 by Reggie

“If he don’t look good, we don’t look good. This is our president. He has to be the freshest, the flyest, [have] the flyest planes, the best factories.” That was just one soundbite from Kanye’s lunch with 45 a few … Continue reading →

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Orange Is The New Pain

Posted on October 11, 2018 by Reggie

I am not a morning person. On weekdays, after only one snooze, I somehow get out of bed by 6:40 am. I pee, put in my contacts and smooth out my bed’s wrinkles before anally arranging my throw pillows. Then … Continue reading →

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I ❤️ Robes

Posted on October 6, 2018 by Reggie

The belt to my favorite robe never came back from the wash. It must be with the socks that are sucked into the Maytag Bermuda Triangle. I need that belt. I don’t want to catch even a mini-glimpse of myself … Continue reading →

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Alice Mess

Posted on September 26, 2018 by Reggie

“Ray, can you run to 7-Eleven quickly before the funeral and buy me a few candy bars?” I asked. Ray’s wtf expression said it all. I texted him the specific kinds I needed, and he left. When he came back, … Continue reading →

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Thou Shalt Not Post

Posted on September 11, 2018 by Reggie

With every downward swipe of my index finger, I am amused and disgusted all at once. I am embarrassed to admit that I am slightly addicted. Continue reading →

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What Plan?

Posted on August 1, 2018 by Reggie

It’s been a long fucking time. I won’t make excuses. We are all busy; I just haven’t made the time to blog. I’m now 50. I may look it, but I certainly don’t feel it. It’s summer, so I’m in … Continue reading →

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Protected: No Ring…No Problem

Posted on December 21, 2017 by Reggie

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